reincarnate

With the cost of carnations booming off the richter during the wooly months, 

I've found myself in a prickle of a problem. One of the worlds most frowned upon flowers has now yelled back to the universe "im too expensive for you AND im not available" 
Bah humbud!    So I thought to myself, what other flowers do people hate? In search of the next most un-sort after flower, I stumbled across some poofs of babies breath.

Do I have bad taste? Or are you guys with me on this?

THE BREATH BOMB

And why would I stop at The Breath Bomb?  I wouldn't, I didn't.

Here we have Dangerous Dylan sporting -

THE BREATH CIRCLET

 she hated it